Hello, My Treacherous Friends.
What's with the onslaught of completely random and disturbing dreams? Last night Amber was absorbed in eating spaghetti with tweezers.
Valentine's Day is nearly upon us. Lettuce tear our hair. Lettuce pray. Lettuce riot. Lettuce avoid the bad puns and not give this day the recognition it does not deserve by never mentioning it again.
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." --Douglas Adams
...Fighting Crime - One Hand at a Time...
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