Last night, after exiting a private showing of "Running With Scissors" (honestly, people just don't recognize excellent cinema when it comes to town!), I was driving around Hazard. I passed Big Lots and did a double take. Something simply was not right. After staring for half a second I realized that blinking there in front of me were enormous neon red letters proclaiming for the world to see that this store was called "Big ots." Yes, that's right folks, Bigots. Here in our very own Hazard, KY rests the precise locality at which people obstinately or intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices may purchase low quality merchandise at close-out prices. How thrilling. Or maybe just fitting. I laughed merrily.
I think I just need to give all my worldly possessions a moon bath.
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